Hello Everyone,
Do you have a question for me? I have wisdom beyond my years and am all ears.
You and your pets are invited to ask me anything. I will do my best to answer.
Thanks for visiting my blog. I aim to be the Dear Abby of dogs! Except maybe more fun.
Take care,
Rocco
Hey Rocco! Our master knows your master over on GSDs.com so we'll get to visit every now and again.
ReplyDeleteDalton, the Black Dog
Jess, the Queen
Jake, the Velvet Nose
Hey Rocco! Can't wait to see all your bloggy-ness!
ReplyDeleteI have a question, when mom carves pumpkins, can I eat some of the nasty, squishy innerds?
Hello to Dalton, Jess, Jake, and Anna!
ReplyDeleteIt took a while for the lady with the thumbs to figure out I had comments. I have a feeling she is going to slow this process down. She said she's not even sure this is the right place. Great. Amateur.
Anna, she said to answer your question we are going to go on a field trip to a Farmer's Market tomorrow and buy me a pumpkin! I'll let you know how it goes and if she lets me eat it. Anyone have any bets - she's kind of careful. That's my nice way of saying she worries a lot.
We is gonna thinks of a good question and then tell our momma an' then come back an' ask☺
ReplyDeleteDear Rocco,
ReplyDeleteHow do you stay so freakin' cute even though you're growing up? My mamma says you are one cute pupper.
Woof, Gracie
Hey Rocco boy, Gretchy & Rorie here (our human Momma is typing for us). Don't have a question right now; just wanted to say "Hi!"
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Dear Rocco,
ReplyDeleteHeidi here, well, that's actually not right but I cannot get the servant to pronounce my name properly, much less spell it, so we will just go by what she calls us.
Since I am sure you have a two-legged-servant and understand all about that, we'll get right to the problem:
It's my litter-sister, Tori. If the servant accompanies her outside past my secure bed, she barks and lunges at me and the servant has to grab her tail and the scruff of her neck and direct her outside or into her own sleeping quarters. I really do not have a major problem with figuring that out. She hates me, fine. I bark and lunge in defense so I suppose the feeling is mutual. But when we are outside, if I am loose in the field, and she is in her day time haunt, or vice-versa, she sniffs noses, and turns so I can sniff her butt and she tries to sniff mine, but well, I just don't know. She leans up against the gate again and isn't huffy puffy at all.
Our litter sister, Whitney, says she just wants attention and to ignore her, not to give her the satisfaction of getting me riled up.
Our older sister, Jenna says she has always had a few screws loose, and if she acts up around her she will give her an earfull too.
Our other sister, Babs says she feels threatened having to pass the small area to get past me and is feeling insecure, so she is trying to look big and bad.
The nieces have their theories too: Milla thinks she is bi-polar or a multiple personality -- very dangerous. But Ninja says it is me. She says its the way I grin at her when she is approaching the door. That I am really threatenting. Ninja has done this to me once or twice, and now she stays on the off side of the servant when going in and out. (As Ninja just went into heat, I figured she was just bitchy. Ninja and I are neighbors and we have not always gotten along perfectly.)
Our Mom is not concerned at all about Tori. She says to just leave her be. She lives next door to Tori, and well, I am kind of leery about that. I mean, if Tori is actually canicidal, maybe Mom could be in trouble if there is a breech of security around here.
The servant is fed up I think. She is always humaning about the place and all I can make out are words like "bitches", "bitching",
"euthanasia", and "APL."
I swear, they (two-legged-servants) are really usually more trouble than they are worth, always acting like they are in charge, taking pictures, and putting their weird, hairless hands all over us without leave. Shivers. But she as been in the family for generations and training up a new one would really be a pain I think.
She tries to have Tori in place before I come in for the night, but occasionally, she wants for Tori to go out before I am settled for the day which means sometimes Tori has to go by me.
So, Rocco, what do you think? Maybe a viewpoint from an outsider is what is needed. Do you have any advice for the servant? You have to make it really simple. She will try to explain it to us, but I really doubt she will be able to translate properly.
Thanks. P.S. We all think you are really cute.